ALL THE Japane Girls Go: “UUUh!”
Verse 1
Ich-ni, Fuji-San
shi-go, domo man!
Roku-shits, rock band
Hats-kiyy, Finland!
Shake-salmon-tekka
Kaiten! Za-za-za!
Oichi, Namasake,
O-Sensei, Tenchinage!
Arigatoo gosaimas
Reindeer, christmas
Santa Claus, robotics
Supa-supa mechanics
Green tea, origami
Rovaniemi, Mami-mami
Hattori Hanzo steel
Nippon-Finland, big deal!
Chorus x 2
Japanese girls!
Konbanwa! (knock-knock-knock) Jakuza! (clap-clap-clap)
Dangerous! (Fiuh-fauh!) Ninja! (Ungh!)
Japanese girls!
Verse 2
Super Mario innocence
Bentoo box nonsense
Superheroes, Finland
Nippon, main land
Okinawa? Peace-out!
Sapporo? No doubt!
Every day, groovin’
_Nihongo! Moomin’
Moshi-moshi Shinjuku!
Japan Railways Tsuku-tsuku
Ginza shopping never over!
Sony building, lower-lower!
Roppongi, karaoke
Aikido, uge-nake
Elvis Presleys, Yoyogi
Moomin’ Santa Claus muumi!
Chorus x 2
Rap verse
Meet my
DJ Mr. Whiteboy widdi albino style hair
We’ll be enterering Japanese airspace widda love inadi air
Staying at the Park Hyatt like Lost in Translation
Checking out the supermodels at the Shinjuku station
I am da Rastaman, I am an international lover –>
If I can’t come up with my own track, then I’ll do a cover
And when we hit da club all Japanese girls go “Uuuh!”
We’ll be cherry picking like, “You, you und you”
Chorus x 2
Gaijin Superheroes
Verse 1
Togukawa know-how
Electronics Piu-Pau
Chorus
Gaijin Superheroes!
Verse 2
Nikkoo-Helsinki
Tokyo-Rovaniemi
Chorus
Verse 3
Nikkei, HEX-HEX, Abenomics!
Nikkei, sex, sex, robotics!
Rap verse
Go Mr. Whiteboy, tu-tu-tu-turn that table!
Go Gosai Mastah, inadi song you enable
Da samurai spirit, widdi Musashi stylee
We love Hokkaido models — and Minogue Kylee
It’s da Miyagi Sensei, ki-ki-ki kicking our ass
But it’s fully OK, as he got class
Let us show you the power of the rubba dub ki
In return we’ll show you how the Japanese girls go: “Iiiii!”
Chorus x 2
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Coming soon:
Revenge of Mr. Whiteboy
Rastaman says “Hai!”
Ooh-Japan-Ooh-yeah!